Follow the instructions below to download and run the

PERSONAL VFAG

1. Click on the relevant link PC or MAC
2. Download the file to your computer
3. Unzip the file.
(the progs are just stand alone flash files, I don't know how to write viruses, so don't worry)
4. Disable all screen savers, these will override the VFAG
5. Double-click the icon on your computer
6. Type the reason why you will be away
7. Go away