WHY SHOULD SMOKERS & VAPERS GET FAG BREAKS AND YOU DON'T?
Vaping has now added a whole new bunch of work shy time wasters to the British economy. Well, don't be the only one left in the office, while they are all outside huddled around each other in the freezing cold, looking like homeless bums. run a vfag, and do something constructive with the time you should be entitled to.
WHY SHOULD YOU BE LEFT IN THE OFFICE HAVING TO MOP UP THEIR MESS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THERE?
TAKE A FAG BREAK YOURSELF, SO IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, HAVE A VFAG BREAK.
SMOKE FREE ENGLAND
From 1st of July 2007 virtually all enclosed public places and workplaces
in England will become smoke free.
LET YOUR PC TELL PEOPLE...
WHILE YOU'RE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK... ...WHEN YOU'RE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK
Don't let people arrive at your desk, looking for you when you are away, let your screensaver tell them where you are.
Don't let your desk neighbours have to tell people where you are when you are away from your desk, let your screensaver tell them where you are.
Don't be pestered by people looking for your deskmates when they are away from their desks, tell them to use a vfag screensaver.
You must choose the reason before you leave, so...
Download it, click it, choose it, leave it.
THE STANDARD VFAG
Run it, choose a reason, leave your desk!
- I am making a cup of tea
- I am answering a call of nature
- I am having a fag break
- I am having a vfag break
- I am in a meeting
- I'll be back in 10 mins
- I'll be back in 30 mins
- I'll be back in 1 hour
- I'll be back soon
- I'll be back later
- I am at lunch
- I have gone home
THE PERSONAL VFAG
The personal vfag gives you a box to type in your own personal message.
Write whatever you like, it doesn't have to be the reason you are away from your desk.
THE ADULT VFAG
We don't think that the reasons included in this VFAG are really that bad, but if you are of a nervous disposition, pregnant, elderly, or if your parents might not like you having this VFAG, then DON'T CLICK HERE!